It's eat-lunch-with-dad day at my 1st grade daughter's school. I go and after we eat she's playing on the playgroung and I'm watching. Her teacher comes up (attractive) and says 'you're Alex's dad, right?, I'm Ms. Griffith"
me - 'yep, Dave'.
her - 'Alex is so funny'
me - 'yeah, etc'
her - 'what was it she said the other day- oh- she told us it was your birthday and we asked if you all were having a party that night and she said no, he has class.'
me - 'oh, yeah, it was a Wednesday and I've got class that night, yep'
her- 'yeah, she said you were going back to college'
her- (laughing) 'yeah, she told us that the first time you went you drank too much beer and had to go back now, when you're old'
me - (little embarassed) 'uh, yeah, that's pretty much what happened'