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    The official "our kids say the darndest things" thread

    And 3yo Luke, slowly learning his alphabet, drops this one on RedWifey the other night. She was wearing a Kansas City Chiefs t-shirt:

    Luke: Mommy?
    RW: Yes, Luke?
    Luke: (points at her chest)... you have da number "H" on your boobies.

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    The official "our kids say the darndest things" thread

    Only letters on boobies are important. Screw the rest of the alphabet.

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    The official "our kids say the darndest things" thread

    Had my three nephews at our house last week for Spring Break.

    Conversation with the 5yo:

    Him: I just drew a flying tiger.
    Me: Cool! What's its name?
    Him: Flying tiger.
    Me: Oh.
    Him: He flies. You know how?
    Me: Looks like he has a cape. Does it have power?
    Him: No. He uses rainbow farts.

    Later I found out the flying tiger is a character on a cartoon show.

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