I don't know anybody who trains in real life either. All the guys at work that are over 50 say"you know when you get my age that muscle is going to turn to fat". I resist the urge to tell them"only if I get as lazy as you". I actually found out there is a Starting Strength Certified coach who trains about 15 minutes from my house. I emailed him about his rates because I wouldn't mind getting some pointers from a coach. However, he is VERY proud of his certificate and I would have to take out a bank loan to pay his weekly rate.